Darwin Award: Man drowns in sewer trying to recover his mobile
By Stefan Constantinescu on Monday, June 11th, 2007 at 4:30 PM PST In General
Dropping your phone is bad, dropping it in a sewer is just classic. Weighing over 300 pounds and getting stuck in a man hole cover while you were trying to recover the piece of shit cell phone you could probably replace for $100 is just epic. Sometimes you just need to let things go, take a deep breath and relax. Unless this guy was packing a Vertu, chances are he wasn’t since he was engaged in manual labor, I would have understood.
Wait a minute, if your head is submerged under water you should not take a deep breathe. Bad advice.
