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Categories: Apple, iPhone, O2
By: , IntoMobile
Thursday, July 10th, 2008 at 11:25 AM

But there’s just something hilarious about the person who thought up this little “passage.”

Apparently so enamored with the coming of Steve Jobs’ next-generation iPhone 3G, O2 forum user anthonyb found himself in Apple.

“Our Steve, which art in Cupertino,
hallowed be thy IPhone;
thy corporation come;
thy will be profitable,
in 22 countries as it was in the first 6.
Give us this day our 16GB.
And forgive us our Google Android,
as we forgive them that install Windows against you.
And lead us into an expensive contract;
but deliver us from Bill Gates.
[For thine is the IPod,
the IPhone, and the ITunes,
For ever and ever.
Apple.]

I probably going to burn in hell for this. :)

This is probably wrong on so many different levels, but I just can’t stop laughing (at him, not with him, people).

 

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  • tphank

    Remember that taking the ‘apple’ brought down Adam and Eve…

  • AC

    ‘Kay, think I’m gonna cover up the Apple logo on my MacBook with a WordPress sticker or something. These people are starting to terrify me a little bit…

  • Will Park

    Hilarious, Scary, Both… I don’t know anymore.

  • KevinD

    I’m not very religious, but all this “Jesus phone” stuff is getting pretty old/rude/crude.

    I’d love to see if the same people would be rude enough to use “Mohammed Phone”. At least until a fatwah comes out asking for their head.

  • vinnie lam

    Here comes the newest religion…IPhonology.!

  • JonnyBruha

    This is the reason iPhone users are upon so poorly.

  • Will Park

    Not all iPhone users are “upon” as poorly as you think. Actually, I’m not even sure what you meant here.

  • Will Park

    I just got it. I assume you meant “looked upon so poorly.”

    I agree in that case. It’s the few nutters out there that ruin the game for everyone – stereotypes are not entirely unfounded after all.