900,000 volt stun gun disguised as mobile phone found in Melbourne; owner is drunk and 16 years old

You have an iPhone 3GS, I have an iPhone 3GS, but my S stands for stun, not speed. Don’t fuck with me, or I’ll deliver 900,000 volts through your body faster than you can get a “yo mamma” joke out of your mouth. Police in Melbourne found some drunk 16 year old kid with this device, which makes me a bit uncomfortable that these types of things can be found so easily. It’s branded as the “Immobiliser” and is only $51! Steal of the century.

[Via: Stuff Magazine, Textually]