Bacon and Eggs: Hallowed iPhone Protectors

While most foodstuffs, especially greasy ones, are the bane of touchscreens and mobile tech in general, this modest slice of bacon and lonely egg stand firm between your beloved iPhone and the cruel outside world. Earbuds can enjoy safe passage nestled lovingly under a golden over-easy, while bacon, ever the protector of all things good and right in the world, staunchly holds the top flap shut. Try not to let your ravenous hunger overpower you while admiring this case, however – only a moutful of felt awaits you. Why not use your iPhone to find the closest diner? Pick up your bacon and egg iPhone sleeve for $35.00 from Etsy.

[via iPhoneSavior]