When it comes to Fart apps, the Apple App Store takes the cake. Or in this case, takes the stink. Surely Apple wears this badge with honor and dignity… and today, I received note that solidifies Apple’s position as the kingpin in Fart App technology.
A new app is almost ready to pop into the App Store (I haven’t found it yet).. and judging by what I’ve been told about it, this one will make any flatulence fiend feverish with frivolity. ‘FartGlobe’ will take Fart apps to new heights (or new lows). Claiming to be the ‘Facebook of Farts’, FartGlobe takes things to the next level by displaying all GPS-located ‘farters’ on a live globe.
Key features to include:
- Navigate on a realistic 3D globe
- Record a fart
- Submit it to the FartGlobe community
- Share it with friends
- Transform it into ringtone
- Modify it with crazy sound effects
- Diffuse it thru your own Twitter account, Facebook and Ping (the future of social networking management)
- Search with specific criteria among which figure weight, origin, age, top listened, top rated, etc.
Good grief, what has this world come to? Look for FartGlobe to become available in the App Store real soon. I mean, Apple has approved so many other ‘Fart’ apps, they’d be foolish to not accept this one. FartGlobe is a game-changer in the stinky world of useless fart apps. *sigh* Good grief, Charlie Brown.
For more information check out FartGlobe.com.
Note: ‘Oh, so you’re telling me you want to record a fart, and make a ringtone out of it? Yeah, we’ve got an app for that’ 😛