Love him or hate him, Steve Ballmer is truly one of a kind. His outbursts and antics are legendary, which make him ideal fodder for the video I’m about to share with you above.
In an ‘exclusive interview’, the ‘fake Steve Ballmer’ goes off on the iPad, citing its lack of multitasking, lack of camera… and, he even manages to get in his now famous ‘Developers, developers, developers!’ rant… Well, sort of. I have to say, my favorite snippet from the video is as follows:
No flash, no farmville, no porn, no sports… Now I know why Steve calls it ‘Safari’… cause it’s a hunt to find a website that works on this thing.
Ouch, haha 🙂
At any rate, this makes for some easy viewing to ease you into your work week. Hit play above, or read the transcript after the jump.
Hi, Steve Ballmer from the Microsoft Corporation with an iPad review… Are you kidding me.. this thing is an etch a sketch… How many times you gonna be bent over from that yoghurt eating, sandal wearing guru? It’s ridiculous! He releases a tablet without multitasking? Wait till I flood the market with a thousand of these things…
It’s gonna have Windows 7, Windows Mobile, Azure, the Cloud… It’ll have everything! Try opening an app on this thing and listen to some music… Back and forth.. Back and forth… Back and forth! No multitasking… No multitasking! Are you kidding me?
How do you have this much real estate and I still have to hit “Shift” to type a number? It’s idiotic!
No flash… No Farmville… No porn… No sports… Now I know why Steve calls it Safari, because its a hunt to find a website that works on this thing…
What is it with him? I thought that him and Adobe were friends… they go back a long time… Is there anybody that this guy won’t try and screw? When is enough? I thought we were the bad guys… Jesus!
Can you pick a more close system? Talk about screwing developers… Developers Developers Developers! These guys make the Google twin idiots look like geniuses.
Scoble’s all happy he waited 22 hours in line to get one… Christ that guy is an idiot! So glad I got rid of him…
How do you not put a camera in this thing? How am I supposed to see Martin on chat roulette? Steve Ballmer from the Microsoft Corporation with an iPad review… This thing blows!
[Via: 1938digital on YouTube]