We’d love to see Porsche officially sanction and design a cell phone, and apparently some Hong Kong (of course) manuacturer wanted the same thing. This “Porsche Cayenne” cell phone looks like a toy (it’s actually pretty funny) but it’s actually a fully functioning cell phone. With dual-band GSM, microSD, and audio playback, it barely qualifies as fully functioning. But, for less than $200, you can’t really expect too much – except the Hong Kong quality. Somebody slap the guy who thought this thing looked sleek and cool enough to market (unlicensed or not) it under a Porsche logo!