Two unnamed winners of the Darwin Award, ages 26 and 32, were planning to parachute off a cell tower in central Indiana. Police were alerted, they arrived, shined their spotlight at the two buffoons, who then proceeded to climb down before potentially killing themselves.
They’re currently facing charges of preliminary misdemeanor trespassing. Maybe the cops should have just let them jump and break their legs? That would’ve at least made a fun YouTube video worthy of several hundreds of thousands of views.
[Via: AP]