Are your fashionable tight jeans causing your new iPhone 6 or iPhone 6 Plus to get a little bendy? You’re not the only one. The newest gripe about Apple’s new iPhone models is pretty damning. Apparently the thin, lithe casing of the new iPhones doesn’t perform well under pressure. And I don’t mean pressure in the Queen and David Bowie kind of way – I mean the pressure from millions of pairs of tight pants and butts forcing the iPhones to contort in ways even Steve Jobs would never have thought possible. So what are we to do to keep our iPhones out of harms way?
The answer is simple really.
POTUS knows what’s up.
Holsters. Baggy dad jeans or a nice fresh pair of roomy khakis could work, too.
This guy is NOT f*&^%$g around.
If you’re already into that whole Normcore fashion trend, then this will be an easy fashion mod for you.
Such comfort.
With your new iPhone securely attached to your hip, you won’t have to worry about crushing it in your super cool tight pants. Everyone will know you have a new iPhone just by glancing at your exceptional pleats; you get to feel superior to the normies all of the time! It’s a wonder cell phone holsters have gotten so much flack. They’re amazing!
Or you could just eat pizza.