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Retarded thief steals woman’s cell phone and demands $185,000 ransom, gets caught for $200

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By: , IntoMobile
Wednesday, October 17th, 2007 at 1:54 PM

Randy-Jay Adolphos Jones caught for stealing woman

What an idiot. The Lancaster Online reports that would-be mobile phone ransom-er Randy-Jay Adolphos Jones, 29 years old, stole a Philadelphia woman’s cell phone with the intent of collecting a $185,000 ransom. In the end, this retard got talked down to a $200 ransom and was thereafter snatched by police while trying to cash in on his ransom-demand.

First of all, who would pay a $185,000 ransom? And why would this Randy-Jay settle for $200? Well, the police report indicates that not even Randy-Jay “Idiot” Jones knew why he asked for such a ridiculous ransom amount.

Chalk it up to another purse-snatching in a ghetto Philadelphia neighborhood. Oh, and check out this dude’s eye. What’s up with that? Maybe this guy really is “mentally-challenged.”

[Via: The Raw Feed]

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