In an unprecedented move of aggression, two pixellated denizens of the “Interwebs” have escaped their digital prison to seek out the Palm Pre in the back room of a Sprint outlet store. “You dirty fleshbags think you can have all the fun?” snarled one binary beast, wearing a backwards cap. “We want this thing just as much as you do.” His conspirator, donning a dapper pinstripe shirt, was clearly the brains of the operation. “We’ve been watching the blogs for months while waiting for the Palm Pre. The time to strike was right, and we have prevailed.” How the duo managed to leave their series of tubes, let alone be aware that Sprint had the devices in stock, remains a mystery. The latest guess at an ever-changing launch date is May 19th., and given Sprint stores have been getting their demo units since at least yesterday, that launch date sounds entirely likely. A coalition of internet service providers is currently assembling a task force to banish these demons to the plane from whence they came.
[via Gizmodo]