Most unboxings around these parts involve the stuttered fumbling of tech bloggers making banal comments on wires, headphones, and chargers. With any luck, they’ll make a lame attempt at humour while the device is booting up, but even those tend to fail miserably. But you know who does a real unboxing? Do you know who can truly unleash the beast contained within? Who can shed packaging with surgical (yet furious) skill?
Ninjas.