Say you’re batshit insane and you really hate your former significant other. You sit around all day, doing what mentally challenged people usually do — which I’m assuming are activities that require adult supervision and involve the mandatory use of helmets — and while drooling and defecating yourself you scheme up a way to get back at the lover that tore your heart out of your chest and stomped on it with combat boots.
Text messages! Why not send yourself text messages, evil, nasty, vile text messages, and then tell the cops that it was someone else. That’ll work. I’m absolutely sure of it.
Except it doesn’t. And it’s why Jeanne Mundango Manunga from California’s Orange County is going to go to jail for a year. Hopefully she’ll find Jesus, a few new friends in the shower, and maybe, just maybe, a couple spare IQ points.
[Via: Cellular News and CBS]