The Onion released some new specs on the soon-to-be-released Apple iPhone – and they’re freakin’ hilarious! We knew Google Maps was a given, but the ability to use Street View to watch yourself using the iPhone? Amazing! Not to mention that nanotechnology makes the iPhone a self-healing device that takes Polaroids!
In case you haven’t figured it out yet, these are jokes, people. Hugely funny jokes.

[Via: Engadget Mobile]