Last week several junior and senior high school girls were arrested in Tokyo and Saitama for running a prostitution ring. The girls would send ads out to prospective customers that looked something like this: IkebLURV1700Yukichi2JC1
Deciphering the message is quite simple:
Ikeb = Ikebukuro. The neighborhood that the girl is in.
LURV = “I will have sex with you.”
1700 = Time: 5PM
Yukichi2 = Yukichi Fukuzawa, the guy whose face is on the 10,000 yen note x 2 = I cost 20,000 yen
JC = Joshi Chugakusei (Junior high school girl. JS would be elementary school girl, JK would be high school girl)
1 = Grade 1. In Japan, 1st year of junior high = 7th grade.
For less than $200 you can have your very own Japanese school girl, complete with every venereal disease in the pacific rim. In America we just buy high school girls alcohol, which is far cheaper, but it can be messy sometimes.
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