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By: , IntoMobile
Friday, February 1st, 2008 at 3:21 AM

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Last week several junior and senior high school girls were arrested in Tokyo and Saitama for running a prostitution ring. The girls would send ads out to prospective customers that looked something like this: IkebLURV1700Yukichi2JC1

Deciphering the message is quite simple:

Ikeb = Ikebukuro. The neighborhood that the girl is in.
LURV = “I will have sex with you.”
1700 = Time: 5PM
Yukichi2 = Yukichi Fukuzawa, the guy whose face is on the 10,000 yen note x 2 = I cost 20,000 yen
JC = Joshi Chugakusei (Junior high school girl. JS would be elementary school girl, JK would be high school girl)
1 = Grade 1. In Japan, 1st year of junior high = 7th grade.

For less than $200 you can have your very own Japanese school girl, complete with every venereal disease in the pacific rim. In America we just buy high school girls alcohol, which is far cheaper, but it can be messy sometimes.

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Stefan Constantinescu

Stefan Constantinescu (@WhatTheBit on Twitter) has loved technology since as far back as he can remember. It started with computers, but in the past few years his passion has turned to mobile devices. As a mobile phone enthusiast who lives and breathes devices that connect to the internet, he knows he is not alone with this radical fascination of all things wireless. He is strongly opinionated and enjoys a good debate so leave comments in his posts and he’ll get back to you! Stefan began blogging as a hobby in the fall of 2006 and joined IntoMobile in the summer of 2007. Later he got a job at Nokia in March 2008, but as of June 2009 he has rejoined the IntoMobile team. He is currently based out of Helsinki, Finland.

  • anynomous

    best news in ages!
    i’d like to see more often in intomobile.com this kind of “weekend news”.
    nice job!

  • ??????

    very suki!!

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  • Edgar

    Someday i would want to have a japenes pussy….. :razz:

  • !!!!!!!!!

    i love japanese girls. there is one near to my home who is only 13 yrs and has big tits. i wish i could chupar them si rici rico lol.