Fake Steve Jobs proclaims all other handset makers are now dead except Motorola which was already dead before

Steve JobsIt’s not just Steve Jobs that had something to say yesterday. His fake counterpart also had some tidbits to share. Actually, he went forward explaining us what actually happened during the iPhone SDK and iPhone Enterprise offering announcement.

According to the guy who “loves beautiful objects and loves creating them,” all other handset makers are now dead, except Motorola which was already dead but now it’s “even more dead.” Plus, the Kindle is dead, and so are Amazon, Android, Sony and Adobe.

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We’ll have to see about that Steve(s)? It’s hilarious article, a must read. Here’s the link.

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