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Can’t get laid? Looking to get sexually assaulted? There’s an App for that!

Categories: Applications, iPhone
By: , IntoMobile
Monday, July 27th, 2009 at 1:07 AM

Parents looking to buy a new home in a safe neighborhood, priests looking for people to relate to, and fat chicks wanting to try a different flavor of frankfurter, are all rejoicing at the release of “Offender Locator” (iTunes link). This iPhone application uses the GPS sensor inside the iPhone to find your present location and show you where those delightful deviants known as registered sex offenders are living. Is little Sally asking if she can sleep over Becky’s house and play spin the bottle while talking about boys and exploring a possible bisexual lifestyle? Just say no, because she lives in a town with lots of sexual offenders! Now MG Siegler brings up a fair point, how is this information kept up to date? The world may never know. Just stay away from the Catholic church and your son’s chocolate starfish will be safe.

About The Author

Stefan Constantinescu

Stefan Constantinescu (@WhatTheBit on Twitter) has loved technology since as far back as he can remember. It started with computers, but in the past few years his passion has turned to mobile devices. As a mobile phone enthusiast who lives and breathes devices that connect to the internet, he knows he is not alone with this radical fascination of all things wireless. He is strongly opinionated and enjoys a good debate so leave comments in his posts and he’ll get back to you! Stefan began blogging as a hobby in the fall of 2006 and joined IntoMobile in the summer of 2007. Later he got a job at Nokia in March 2008, but as of June 2009 he has rejoined the IntoMobile team. He is currently based out of Helsinki, Finland.

  • Dans

    Haha!! Best post ive seen for years!

  • Drew

    Um yea. If that was the best post you’ve seen in years then you’ve got some issues dude.
    I get the concept- but it could have been so much more cleverly written. This way just sounds like a kid getting his rocks off trying to be intelligent. I emphasize the word trying. Stupid read and so not what I expect to find on a professional news site