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Apple launches iPhone 3GI, only visible to fanboys

By: , IntoMobile
Wednesday, July 29th, 2009 at 5:02 PM
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You see it, don't you?

Think your iPhone 3GS is the greatest thing to happen to smartphones since the touchscreen? Well, think again. According to The Onion, Apple has just launched the iPhone 3GI. The iPhone 3GI packs significant hardware and software improvements, a more powerful processor and a touchscreen display that throws out the richest colors and highest resolution possible. But, the iPhone 3GI is only visible to the hardest-core of Apple fans – those that would never question anything Apple has to say about their products.

The iPhone 3GI will record HD video, edit video with Final Cut Pro, cook your dinner and might even solve world hunger. That is, only if you truly believe it can.

Here’s part of The Onion’s article:

According to Apple, the new iPhone 3GI boasts significant hardware and software upgrades, superior processing speeds, and a multi-touch interface that provides those who are “cool enough” with a rich user experience. The wide-screen display reportedly also features the most brilliant colors and finest resolution ever imagined.

“The new 3GI is as light as air,” said Apple senior vice president Philip Schiller, reaching inside an empty display case, apparently to remove the mobile device. “See how thin that is? It’s like it’s not even there.”

“Those who really understand what we do here at Apple are going to love this new product,” Schiller continued. “Unless, you know, they happen to be totally lame.”

Find The Onion’s hilarious iPhone 3GI article here.

[Via: TheOnion]

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Will hails from The City of Angels - Los Angeles, California. He spends his time playing with his numerous gadgets and looking forward to seeing what future holds for mobile technology. An avid promoter of a fully "digital" life, he promotes the widespread adoption of truly mobile, paper-less living. He dreams of the day when he can go completely digital. No more snail mail, paper receipts, bound books, notepads/spiral notebooks, credit cards, hard currency. He's a digital warrior - fighting for the converged life. He is an idealist and a realist - he has a perfect view of what the world should be but knows that the world is not perfect. Can we ever hope to see Will's dream become reality? We'll see...

  • Egypt

    why i was thinking apple was really releasing another iphone. this disappointed me. LOL