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iPhone App: When you need to find the closest hotel for the “other woman”, use Hilton

Categories: Applications, iPhone
By: , IntoMobile
Monday, November 9th, 2009 at 8:22 AM

We’ve all been there. It’s 3 in the morning and you’re chatting up a beautiful university student who has had way too many shots. She grabs your arm and looks deep into your eyes, channeling a Freudian lust for the love that her father never gave her growing up. She asks to go home with you. Now, you can’t say yes since you’re married and have two beautiful children, but the allure of being balls deep inside a woman half your age is too resisting to pass. You may never have this opportunity again, your wife stopped performing fellatio last decade, and besides, you need the confidence boost by convincing yourself that doing this will make you a man again. Morally grounded men might pull out their iPhone and call the a taxi for this sweet young lady. Some will use the large, multitouch screen to zoom in on their children’s faces as a reminder of what’s waiting for them back home. You’re not one of those men. You’re going to use your iPhone to find the nearest Hilton Hotel, navigate to it, place it on the night stand, and then reach for it once again once when she is in the reverse cowgirl position so you can snap a quick video so you’ll never forget that one night you kicked ass.

[Via: Textually, USA Today, Official Press Release]

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About The Author

Stefan Constantinescu

Stefan Constantinescu (@WhatTheBit on Twitter) has loved technology since as far back as he can remember. It started with computers, but in the past few years his passion has turned to mobile devices. As a mobile phone enthusiast who lives and breathes devices that connect to the internet, he knows he is not alone with this radical fascination of all things wireless. He is strongly opinionated and enjoys a good debate so leave comments in his posts and he’ll get back to you! Stefan began blogging as a hobby in the fall of 2006 and joined IntoMobile in the summer of 2007. Later he got a job at Nokia in March 2008, but as of June 2009 he has rejoined the IntoMobile team. He is currently based out of Helsinki, Finland.

  • Acsteffy87

    and then your wife goes through your phone and finds the video resulting in a divorce.

  • Ronnie

    I think Nokia has bigger problems than worrying about Stefan’s writing. If you can’t take some humour then I feel sorry for you.

    Keep rocking Stefan!

    ps: while we’re on the subject of Nokia and their high moral ground, how about fixing that POS N97? You know, the one you call your ‘flagship’. Or are we going to be upset because Stefan used the word ‘cowgirl’?

  • David McCormack

    Bookmarking this post so that the next time somebody asks me to recommend a few good tech blogs I can point to IntoMobile as having one of the highest WTFness factors known to mankind.

  • Nick Doucet

    WOW! That is one of…scratch that…THE FUNNIEST post I have ever read on a gadget blog.

    Bookmarked, Facebooked, emailed to 20 contacts AND NEVER LEAVE!

  • Obama’s Mama

    Best description I’ve heard for an iPhone app yet. But can you make all the fart apps sound as titillating?