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When it comes to Fart apps, the Apple App Store takes the cake. Or in this case, takes the stink. Surely Apple wears this badge with honor and dignity… and today, I received note that solidifies Apple’s position as the kingpin in Fart App technology.
A new app is almost ready to pop into the App Store (I haven’t found it yet).. and judging by what I’ve been told about it, this one will make any flatulence fiend feverish with frivolity. ‘FartGlobe’ will take Fart apps to new heights (or new lows). Claiming to be the ‘Facebook of Farts’, FartGlobe takes things to the next level by displaying all GPS-located ‘farters’ on a live globe.
Key features to include:
- Navigate on a realistic 3D globe
- Record a fart
- Submit it to the FartGlobe community
- Share it with friends
- Transform it into ringtone
- Modify it with crazy sound effects
- Diffuse it thru your own Twitter account, Facebook and Ping (the future of social networking management)
- Search with specific criteria among which figure weight, origin, age, top listened, top rated, etc.
Good grief, what has this world come to? Look for FartGlobe to become available in the App Store real soon. I mean, Apple has approved so many other ‘Fart’ apps, they’d be foolish to not accept this one. FartGlobe is a game-changer in the stinky world of useless fart apps. *sigh* Good grief, Charlie Brown.
For more information check out FartGlobe.com.
Note: ‘Oh, so you’re telling me you want to record a fart, and make a ringtone out of it? Yeah, we’ve got an app for that’ 
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James Falconer
James was born and raised in Winnipeg, Canada. Almost 15 years ago he started out in the 'real world' as a web and graphic designer. Through the years he has finely tuned his skills in SEO, internet marketing, conversion strategy, and project management. To date, he runs his own successful consulting business where he advises companies all over the globe. A co-founder of www.crackberry.com, and sole proprietor of www.mactropolis.com, James in recent years has become very active in the tech blogosphere. Online community building and strategy is fast becoming one of his passions. Watch for James' no frills attitude, unique perspective and to-the-point comments here on IntoMobile!
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