Chinese news agency Apple Daily has put together what can only be described as a hilarious digital re-enactment of Apple’s situation over the last six months or so, ranging from the iPhone 4 Death Grip, to Foxconn suicides, to the Gizmodo iPhone 4 leak. Through the miracle of 3D animation, they’ve turned Steve Jobs into…
‘Wired’ Predicted the iPad Back in 1999? Great Scott!
Could it be that Wired magazine called the iPad way back in 1999? By the looks of a snippet pulled from an April 1999 ‘Hype List’ piece regarding Apple’s re-birth/turnaround… it sure looks that way. You can read it for yourself: ‘The next iMac attack promises new lollipop laptops, a more serious series of professional…
Sir Richard Branson Unveils Virgin Mobile ‘Red Glove Service’ in Toronto
How would you like it if Sir Richard Branson showed up at your door, with a replacement BlackBerry for the one you busted the other day? That’d be pretty cool, wouldn’t it? Well, that’s exactly what happened to Virgin Mobile subscriber Adam Morrison the other day. As a part of their PR campaign to unveil…
Moron Monday: Woman goes to jail for sending threatening text messages … to herself
Say you’re batshit insane and you really hate your former significant other. You sit around all day, doing what mentally challenged people usually do — which I’m assuming are activities that require adult supervision and involve the mandatory use of helmets — and while drooling and defecating yourself you scheme up a way to get…
Custom iPad Arcade Cabinet For the Win!
You may recall the iPad-in-the-kitchen-cabinets video I posted a little while back. I get a kick out of custom uses for today’s technology, especially when it comes to the iPad. Having an iPad mounted in a kitchen cabinet sounded ridiculous to me at first, but after watching the video a few times I had to…
Hitler Reacts to iPhone 4 Death Grip
This meme isn’t dead yet, right? I know the original film producers had a bunch of DMCA notices issued, but the world needs to know how Hitler feels about the iPhone 4’s reception problems resulting from a bum antennae design and/or software problems. Despite strategic placements of microcells across war-torn 1940s Germany, Hitler’s iPhone 4…
Puppet Steve Jobs Responds to iPhone 4 Death Grip, Fragile Glass, Discolouration
It’s Friday, let’s relax a bit. A topless Walt Mosspuppet here interviews his sexual idol Steve Jobs, and a two-dimensional, eternally-gesticulating Jony Ive in regards to the iPhone 4’s numerous issues, like reception dropping in a Death Grip, fragile glass coverings, and screen discolouration. Ive and Jobs are understandably defensive, and outright reject any complaints…
Droid Does: Droid Incredible lets you play Xbox Live from on top of a bridge
Ever been on top of the Bob Kerrey pedestrian bridge with a Verizon HTC Droid Incredible, Xbox, Macbook Pro, HDTV, a couple of speakers, a power supply, and a rack to hold it all to see if you can play Xbox live? No, you probably haven’t, but these guys sure did. They used their hacked-together…
‘Apple Girl’ Inks Contract with South Korean Record Label
Remember ‘applegirl002‘? You know, the young Korean girl that used multiple iPhones to help her belt out tunes like Beyonce’s ‘Irreplaceable‘? If you’ve forgotten, simply hit play on the video above, and keep reading. Yeah she loves her iPhone… and she can sing too! As it turns out, AppleGirl has been signed to a record…
Two New SK Telecom Android Ads Push the Boundaries of Sanity
Remember those…“colourful” Android commercials from SK Telecom? Another two have been uploaded to the tubes, testing the very limits of one’s mind. The first is parodying high fashion. The Sony Ericsson X10, Samsung Galaxy S, Motorola Droid, and the HTC Desire all make an anthropomorphic appearance. The second ad has two coworkers showing off augmented…





